I returned, and saw under the sun, that the race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, neither yet bread to the wise, nor yet riches to men of understanding, nor yet favour to men of skill; but time and chance happeneth to them all.

Ecclesiastes, chapter 9, verse 11

Theory of aces
(A New Year present for the untelanted)

Scientific inquiry into modern art
(Scandallous results of the "True art, or fake?" quiz

Yes, they have more readers
(Scientific evaluation of Charles Dickens)

Disumbrationist School of Painting
(A hoax, that embarrased the art world)

Opium for Scholars